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Two Months Preceding The Events Of Othello

Two Months Preceding The Events Of Othello Enter Cassio, Montano, Lodovico, and Gratiano Cassio: Well, I guess it's time to see you off, gentlemen.  Lodovico: It is time indeed. I will be sure to give the duke your documented reports on the wellbeing of the island and the accounts of the murders. Montano: Yes we will be sure. Now, I must fetch my things and prepare for the ships’ arrival. Enter Privateer, visibly panicked Privateer: Sir Cassio, a fleet approaches. They have reciprocated not the friendly shot. We’ve reason to believe it's the Turks. Cassio: The Turks? that’s impossible! They were wiped out by the storm! Privateer: Tis true, Sir. There is word the storm nearly pushed them off course, but here they come, Sir! Montano: My god! We’re doomed! Lodovico: Indeed! We haven’t nearly enough men and I have a ship scheduled to sail back to Venice! I haven't any proper preparations. Cassio: Would it not be best to have you sail...

Modern Adaptation

OTHELLO FANFICTION Setting: Iago and Roderigo are at the downtown convention center for a Fortnite competition and Othello, Cassio, and Desdemona are there cringing Iago enters stage with Roderigo Iago: Get rekt scrub you’re going to lose (Iago throws up rock and roll signs) Roderigo: No dood you’re going to be as rekt as my car bro (Roderigo shoves Iago into Othello and they fall) Othello: Ouch! Who shoved this uncultured swine into me and made me spill my chugjug on my sweet no homo brother Cassio?! (Othello stands up and waves his hands everywhere) Cassio: Challenge me bro! I’m the fortnite god! No one can t pose on me! (Cassio T-Poses on Iago and makes Iago mad) Roderigo sees Desdemona and falls instantly in love and plans to ask her out later that day Iago (off to the side with Roderigo): yo bro got get your girl (Iago shoves Roderigo in to Desdemona) Roderigo: yo w-w-what's happening with you booboo? <3 (Roderigo...

Happy Ending

Act I  Scene I Iago and Othello enter… Iago How do we tell everyone about this? Othello We don’t need to tell anyone it’s better kept a  secret. Iago I agree with you... Brabantio enters and Iago exits... Brabantio You Othello can not be gay, you must marry my  daughter Desdemona so one finds out about your deep  dark secret Othello How did you know about this? Brabantio I saw you last night kissing Iago at the lake Othello I cannot marry your daughter because I love Iago. Brabantio You can not destroy your manly reputation, this  will ruin everything you have worked for. Othello I will never speak of this again but i will not marry  someone I do not love. Brabantio If you do not marry desdemona then i will tell  everyone your secret Othello You could not do that to me that would ruin me Brabantio I will if i have too, you have too marry my daughter Othello ...